Wednesday, August 26, 2020

spelling b--s

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© Scripps

Spelling Bee: a One Act in Elegy


ANNOUNCER:  "Your word is WhitePrivilege."

15-YEAR-OLD:  "Pardon...did you say 'privilege'?

ANNOUNCER:  "No.  Your word is WhitePrivilege."

15-YEAR-OLD:  "Would you please use it in a sentence?"

ANNOUNCER:   white privilege...\ˈ(h)wīt  priv-lij \

"According to witness accounts AND video footage, police apparently let the gunman walk past them and leave the scene with a rifle over his shoulder and his hands in the air as members of the crowd were yelling for him to be arrested because he had shot people."

15-YEAR-OLD:  "Part of speech?"

ANNOUNCER: "There is no part of speech; it is a part of existence.  I read not from 
                           Merriam Webster nor Oxford Dictionaries.  Associated Press is a not-for-
                           profit with a Board of Directors.  On that board sits the head of Scripps.  
                           Just a disclaimer there. The AP inadvertently quintessentially defined 
                           WhitePriv thru one sentence, eerily ironically embedded in Groves' and 
                           Bauer's article today titled: 
                           17-year-old arrested after 2 killed during unrest in Kenosha
                           
15-YEAR-OLD:  [pausing long betwixt each letter]  
                          "...doubleYOU...H...I..."

EndLESS Act


a clever as compassionate critique 
on the implausibility 
of POSTness


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© 2020 h2omeloncholy@blogspot.com 


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